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SELINA GOMEZ FACTSHEET
chriddof: Age: 20 Height: 1 inch (usually made to look bigger through Photoshop) Colour of urine: International Klein Blue Fave food: The 100 year old seal blubber from Robert Falcon Scott’s Discovery Hut in the Antarctic Fave film: Any 16mm film leader Fave smell: Burning styrofoam Fave activity: Genital multilation (of others) Least fave activity: Not carrying out genital multilation (of...
Chriddof: A Story About A Cat →
chriddof: One day a cat walked into a shop in the manner of a human. “I would like fish,” said the cat to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper started shrieking at the top of his voice: “I need to go to the toilet! I haven’t been to the toilet in seven years! But I’m scared to leave this counter in case someone…
Chriddof: Two Women Drinking Soup →
chriddof: The two women sat at the table, holding spoons that were dipped into bowls of soup… but they did not stir the contents with them, nor did they ever, at any time, lift the spoons to their mouths to actually eat. They just sat, holding the spoons in the soup, and not once did they look at each…